Went to the drive-thru Starbucks. My order got lost in the system. So they made it again. Messed it up, so they made it a second time (and gave me both). They also gave me a voucher for a free drink for next time. So I got two free drinks. Today is a good day.

Worker at Starbucks: “Your drink will be up quicker than two flicks of a lamb’s tail.” Makes sense, I measure all of my time in lamb tail flicks.